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BUT FOR NOW, THE GLORIOUS COMMUNIST PARTY OF OPPOSITELOCK WILL THRIVE AND OVERTHROW THE BOURGEOISIE FASCIST KNOWN AS BENJAMIN ROLLAND.
WE WILL FIGHT FOR LADAS, AND EVERYONE WILL HAVE LADA. THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF OPPOSITELOCK WILL RISE. GLORY TO OPPOSITELOCK.
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I AM THE ATTORNEY GENERAL, APPOINTED BY ROLLAND HIMSELF.
THEREFORE, DIE HEATHEN.
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NOT FOR LONG.
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YES, FOR LONG.
I take bribes btw.
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We have maple syrup. It might be stolen. Maybe.
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DISGUSTING BOURGEOISIE SCUM!
(how does 5 cents canadian tire money sound)
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I don’t give a fuck if it’s stolen or not. I take my bribes are primarily cash though.
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HOW DOES THE GUILLOTINE SOUND?
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Our cash isn’t worth much right now, so our entire economy has switched to maple syrup.
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Then I burn you
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YOU SAID YOU TOOK BRIBES YOU LIAR
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Whoa Whoa Whoa
HONEY BADGER IS THE LAW AROUND HERE. BEAR WITNESS TO MY SIDEBAR, WHERE I HAVE LAID CLAIM TO OFFICE OF HE-WHO-GETS-TO-DECIDE-WHO-LIVES-AND-WHO-DIES. FOLLOW MY COMMAND, OR SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS OUR FOES.
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I AM A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON, YOUR FIVE CENTS OF CANADA TIRE MONEY MEANS NOTHING TO ME. DEPLORABLE PEASANT.
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As for you, fellow Canadian, I may yet spare you. The Glorious King Rolland may bestow some mercy.
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I DECLARE YOU NOTHING.
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... Anyone miss my Celica posts yet?
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I think you’re getting me and For Canada mixed up. In any case, FOLLOW THE CHAIN OF COMMAND. I AM JUDGE, JURY, AND EXECUTIONER.
eDIT- i’M getting mixed up. Never mind.
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HERE’S THE CORRECT POST. YOU SHALL OBEY!
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BUT I DON’T WANT A LADA I WANT A ZIL
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You get my vote if I get a Niva.
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TOO BAD.
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WHAT THE FUCK I’M ON YOUR SIDE I JUST DON’T WANT THAT CAR. MAYBE IF IT WAS A WAGON.